We are the biggest losers

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Finally an update

Alright, so here it is. We have sucked at this so far. But once I get back from Kansas in 2 weeks itll be updated every week as promised. So far Josh is kicking everybodys trash. Which really, if you sit down and think about it, is hilarious. The man who gets ridiculed the most(albeit by Herb more than anyone else, bless you're heart Herb) is the one setting the pace. Nice job Joshua...take your chins out for a treat!

The leader board as we are sitting now;

Josh - 10 pounds...241
Jason -3 pounds...240
Rod -3 pounds...284
Jake -1 pound...263
Justin No change...258
Jonas +6 pounds...293

So as you can see, the only real loser is Josh....surprised that we all have sucked? Prolly not.... Justin is at no change because he sucks at 1) updating me 2) answering my phone calls 3) returning my messages and 4) Just about everything that has to do with cell phones and keeping in touch. One of the bigger(pardon the pun) surprises if you will, is Jonas. Cute as a button he is, but still gained 6 pounds even though he is on the verge of getting his freak on with his future wife....Just loadin up before the big weight loss I guess. Hopefully he can do the unthinkable, be the first Johnsen to push the scale over 3 bills....That would be AWESOME...300 lbs?!? Just do it Bones, you're so close why quit now??? Anyway, if these numbers are inaccurate please let me know....Im sure Justin will have something to say about this.

Monday, April 28, 2008

It's on like Donkey Kong

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. The fat Johnsen brothers are doing a weight loss competition. What? You have heard that one before? But this time it’s serious. What? We’ve said that too? Well with this website, we can all log on and check our progress. No one wants to be the last fatty in the family. So, here we go, each week, we will post our weight. We all have reasons to do this, we have a diabetic, a kidney recipient, a kidney donor, one who is about to strip down to his skivvies in wedded bliss, a dude who has to unbutton his pants at work to breath and someone who works in the “health” profession. So sack up, put down the freakin log cake and lets do it. Look for the first update May 12th.